ar-ugh-orn:

LET’S BRING THIS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*showers every woman I see with violets*

ar-ugh-orn:

LET’S BRING THIS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*showers every woman I see with violets*

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Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

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sumertabletleri:

Çiçeklerin şaşırtıcı şekilleri

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naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

I’m gonna assume that quitting by text is more offensive than accidentally sending a cookie picture.  

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

I’m gonna assume that quitting by text is more offensive than accidentally sending a cookie picture.  

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lostdoughnut:

fantastic-crafts:

lostdoughnut:

the hardest part about getting dressed is putting on pants. i just took my pj pants off. you mean i gotta put on OTHER pants now? not cool.

I just said this to myself not 10 seconds ago.   And this is the first time I’m attempting to wear jeans since my surgery so it’s a big deal.  

How did it go? No pain, I hope!

They fit!